Jawa Garden Gnome?!?!?!

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jawa garden gnome

You have got to be kidding me! I’m not sure if I should weep for joy at the fact that I can have creepy little Jawas all over my nonexistent garden, or be pissed off at the blatant disregard for standard continuity that this polystone monstrosity represents.


Pardon my geekout, but no damn Jawa would be caught dead watering a garden. Not only are Jawa’s native to water-deficient Tatooine, but Jawa’s also see wasting water as totally abhorrent.


That being said, I’m ordering as many of these as my Dart Vader Mastercard will hold.  Hell, I might even sneak them into the gardens of friends, family and neighbors just to spice up their day. I wonder how long it will be before there is an LED mod to light up their eyes. I’ve got no problem with taking the Dremel to this little bastard’s face.


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