Ahh Portlandia

justin Awesomeness, monkey, Oregon, Places, Portland, Travel Leave a Comment

Because it is one of the most touted places in the United States for somone of my proclivities, I was elated when faced with the opportunity to flee the Texas heat last week and nestle into the cool green lushness of the Pacific Northwest. What I knew about Portland was what I’d seen on television and heard from friends who …

Houston who?

justin Dallas, FC Dallas, footie, Houston, Houston Dynamo, MLS, Texas Leave a Comment

The rivalry between Houston and Dallas isn’t anything new. For decades these two cities have sniped at each other over a variety of topics that both either feel important to be best at, or deny being worst at. All-in-all some pretty basic civic rivalry. In 2005 Houston joined Dallas in the MLS when the San Jose Earthquakes shook themselves over …

In case of Rapture, I’ll be right here

justin monkey, Ravings, Religion, Stupidity 1 Comment

Well, the Rapture is upon us (again). Harold Camping of Family Radio has freakin’ “guaranteed” that the Bible says we’ve got until around 5PM EDT on Saturday, May 21, 2011 and then that’s it for all the “chosen.” Part of me really hopes Mr. Camping is right. Aside from his predictions about massive earthquakes and the world splitting and all …

Habitual Creature

justin Deep Thinking, monkey, Ravings Leave a Comment

“Woke up, fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up I noticed I was late” –The Beatles (A Day in the Life) A routine, I haz it. As much as I would like to believe that I have spontinatiy coursing through my entire existence, I have recently …

May the Fourth (grumble, grumble, grumble…)

justin Books, Cartoons, Comic Books, Popular Culture, Ravings, Star Wars, Vice Leave a Comment

So, basically all day today I’ve been trying to pithily pontificate the joys and wonders of Star Wars: this being the unofficial holiday of one of the greatest Sci-Fi properties in the history of Man. For all that Star Wars means to me, it is a downright crime that I haven’t done much writing about the subject. Basically stated, I’m …

RIP: Higgins

justin cats, monkey, Ravings 2 Comments

When I first met Higgins he was a spry little kitten who managed to get himself into all manners of trouble due to the pure nature of his obstinate will and curiousness. Being a Cornish Rex, Higgins had a built-in nature to climb and explore and generally cause all sorts of mayhem. I’ve gotta say, Higgins and I have not …

On Growing Up

justin monkey, Ravings Leave a Comment

  The other day I became engaged in a conversation with a close friend as to the nature of immaturity. As a fastly-approaching-middle-age male, I pride myself on my personal qualities that have allowed me to stay rather immature while, at the same time, remaining very responsible. That seems like a incongruous dichotomy (hell’s yeah with the big damn words!), …

Yoga Class 50: The Half Century

justin Awesomeness, monkey, Yoga 2 Comments

Yup, this crazy monkey is still going strong with his practice. Today I hit the fifty class mark (woo hoo!) and it’s really caused me to look back on this past twenty-five classes with some introspection. First, Camel Pose (Ustrasana) and Rabbit Pose (Sasangasana) are now my bitch. Yeah, that’s bold to say, but both of those were some of …